I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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