I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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