I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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