I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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