The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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