so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
