As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
