After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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