Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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