I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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