Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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