Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.