i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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