I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.