i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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