Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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