Whatcha textin bout Willis?
only if we run a train.
done.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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