We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
God, I missed his penis.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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