i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The cops high fived after they tackled you
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
