Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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