that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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