Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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