White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
