i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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