i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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