You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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