saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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