you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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