i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's rum buckets o'clock
he had hair everywhere except his balls
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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