strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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