My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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