I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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