The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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