Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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