I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Everclear isn't food dammit
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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