Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The adults are the big ones right?
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