Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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