just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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