if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The struggles of a small town man whore
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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