R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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