doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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