I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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