OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
only you would photoshop your dick
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
All the doctor said was why
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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