I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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