I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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