I don't usually arrange sex via text message
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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