I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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