she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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