It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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