Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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