Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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