If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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