We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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