he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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