they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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