I feel like abortions should bother me more
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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