I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
