What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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