Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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