im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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