He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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